Business Days - Debt, poverty, unhappiness... these all lead men to do maddening things. by Robb McKinney
C'mon Get Lucky - An ode to Lucky Strike cigarettes (which, if you read the opening page, is the brand of choice here at the Nuthouse). by Robb McKinney
Christmas Magic - If you've read "Fuck Cupid," this is sort of a Christmas-y version in poetry form. Better-worded, though. by Paul Serena
Cigarettes Are Better (Than Damn Near Everything) - I think Robb's trying to say that cigarettes will kill you. by Robb McKinney
The Day I Got Dumped - We are all bitter. cold individuals here. Lovely, huh? by Robb McKinney
Fat Bitch Ho - Paul is bitter about his ex. by Paul Serena
Fairy's Lament - Cut and paste, and come out to your folks in rhyme! by Robb McKinney
God of the Calendar Island - To work at a calendar "kiosk" is to go insane. Poor Paul. by Paul Serena
Gumby's! - Their pizza sucks, working there sucks... Robb's poem's pretty good, though. by Robb McKInney
Haiku - They're nice and violent, with the occasional touch of sentimentality- no, wait, I lie. They're all sick. Sorry to get your hopes up. by Robb McKinney
Haiku
- These are very, very, very violent. Lots of evil things happen to
people or objects. And it's all in exactly 17 syllables. by Paul Serena
The Boy Ain't Right
- An analysis of Paul's haiku and other writings. It was actually
turned
in for my English 102 class at KU- even got an 'A.' by
Nick Spacek
Hat Tricks - Is math magik? At 8am... everything is relative. by Paul Serena
He Came For Me On Christmas
- Why are Robb's holidays more interesting than everyone elses? It is
just
so not fair. by Robb McKinney
I Do Not Wish For Fish-
At first, I thought it was about fish. Nope. It's about... um, well...
pussy. There. I said it. Jesus, I feel dirty. by Tanya Woolery
I'll Take Off My Pants If You Ask Me To - A discussion of how easily manipulated we males are by the female species. by Nick Spacek
Internet Love - A tale of cyber-romance gone wrong. by Nick Spacek
Knocked Her Up, Knocked Her Down - A rusty coathanger isn't the only answer, folks. by Robb McKinney
Ode To the Winged Buffalo
- Robb's new job in Virginia is a cook at Buffalo Wild WIngs. Wow.
Golly.
Lucky lucky man... by Robb McKinney
Pome 4 Gurl - A sweetly written, yet oddly pathetic ode to a girl who doesn't even know what's going on. by Paul Serena
She Was A Good Girl - Again, Paul has issues with his ex. And women in general. Ladies, he's a real catch, I tell ya. by Paul Serena
Smokin' Luckies
- It's rap! Inspired by Eminem. And cigarettes. by
Robb
McKinney
Why People Die - It's for the children, really. by Nick Spacek
You, Me and Some THC- A poem devoted to the interesting effects of marijuana. Read and enjoy, maybe even relate. Whatever floats your boat. by Nick Spacek