I'll Take Off My Pants If You Ask Me To

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Just ask.
That's all it takes.
My shirt?
Not a problem.
Shoes and socks?
Already gone.
You don't even have to ask about my hat.
Undies?
Well, it is a bit chilly, but all right.
Are you going to join me?
No? Oh, well, okay...
You're not even going to take off your shoes?
How about unlocking the door and letting me in?
'Cause, y'know, the neighbors are starting to stare...
And point...
And laugh.
No?
Well, I guess if you say so.
I take it this means we won't be having sex tonight, then.