Thank you for calling (Gumby’s)

Thank you for calling (Gumby’s)

Will this be for delivery or a (pickup)

Will this be for delivery or a (pickup)

What was it you wanted to order?

Let me tell you about our specials

Buy one get two

But only if you want it as a pickup

You want to?

No, only if you want a pickup!

You want to?

Why don’t you come in here and get it?

You want to?

I don’t care just please, de-cide

Why, try? Drunken assholes deserve to die, DIE!

Hello

Thank you for calling (Gumby’s)

Thank you for calling (Gumby’s)

Will this be for delivery or a (pickup)

Will this be for delivery or a (pickup)

What was it you wanted to order?

Let me tell you about our specials

Buy one get two

But only if you want it as a pickup

You want to?

No, only if you want a pickup!

You want to?

Why don’t you come in here and get it?

You want to?

I wish you shits would hurry, and, decide

Why, try? Drunken assholes deserve to die

Please, jerk, concentrate and decide

Why, try? Drunken assholes deserve to die

Faster, faster, faster, faster!

Faster and clearer, I can barely hear it!

Faster and clearer

Why have you hung up on me???

On your end hung up on me???

Oh dear God how can this be???

That asshole hung up on me!!!

Oh why cry, the answer is homicide

I’ll try, cos fratboys deserve to die

In my self righteous homicide

I’ll, try, cos fratboys deserve to die.