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I do not wish for fish

though it may be a tasty dish.

the reason is clear:

I can smell it from here

I do not wish to try

a piece of your fish pie

I do not wish to sup

as I fear I may throw up

the smell is quite noxious

and it's making me cautious

about venturing near

to your body, my dear

you know-you didn't smell like this on our first date.

oh me! oh my!

what is that upon your thigh?

it looks like a fly

why, yes! it's a fly.

between your legs

is as close as it's gotten

overcome by the smell

of your gash so rotten

the poor thing has now perished

oh, you must be embarrassed!

I will now run like hell

for your girl parts do smell

and I really do not wish for fish

though it may be a tasty dish...

oh, who's kidding whom, here?