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You want to know why?

It's because you always cry

he'd rather be in prison

than stick around and listen

to you crying all the time

he prefers a life of crime.

if you picked up your toys (you rotten little assholes)

and were good little boys

he might come back to stay

instead of always running away

he sends no child support

because I chose not to abort (you're a mistake)

aren't you glad you're alive?

and soon, you'll be five (time to have another)!

oh, the places you'll both access

with your fatherless status (you bastards)

you'll really have it made

supported by Public Aid (why did I keep you?)

and Daddy will stay far, far away

perhaps he'll come back for your 18th birthday

and hire a stripper for his little nipper

but not for your brother

he's the son of another (jerk).

another unwilling daddy was he

and it triggered a criminal spree

especially when he learned the portion

of his paycheck I was to use for an abortion

was instead spent on crack (and black tar heroin).

oh, how my jaw he did smack!

he much preferred jail time (getting raped up the ass) to

being a father to you

now, if you mind your mother

and get along with your brother

and do everything I say (eat your fucking dinner!)

your dad will come back someday (maybe)

with lots and lots of money

I promise you, honey!