The Easter Story- Ninjas, dead baby chicks, and a lost eyeball. My Easter was spent at work, and I think that's for the best. by Robb McKinney
Greetings from Truthville- This is a nice little compilation of every ex-girlfriend Robb has ever had. Use it yourself, and edit as necessary to make yourself instantly single. Especially brutal, even for Robb. by Robb McKinney
Kittens Don't Bounce- Nope, they don't. A brief instructional primer for pedophiles. by Nick Spacek
The Long Lost Rough Draft of the
10 Commandments- God will be very, very angry when he finds out
about this. Robb is going to burn in hell... again. by
Robb McKinney
Maddie's Dream-
Finally, the first illustrated story. It was done by Craig's niece,
based on a dream she had about him. Evidently, this weirdness thing is
genetic. by Maddie Watson
My Favorite Holiday- Ah, if only
every holiday involved mud wrestling and fat people. by
Scott Hagedorn
Oh, God- Why is that if you talk to God, it's called praying, but if God talks to you it's called schizophrenia? by Robb McKinney
Oklahoma, Bound For Mexico- Paul discusses what he can see happening, given the proper circumstances. Much in the same vein as "Shave My Ass..." by Paul Serena
On Jupiter, Earth, Mars and Venus,
Everybody's Talkin' 'Bout My Penis- Caleb, originator of the Quoties, brings us a disturbing
glimpse at his... well... penis. by Caleb Church
Rosh-a-shana- Another wacky interpretation of a holiday we may not know anything about. by Scott Hagedorn
Secret Government Testing-
Psychic horses?!?! What the hell do you people take for headaches?
Peyote buttons? Fuck... by Sean Brimer
The Tragic Tale of
Bill- The very first Nuthouse collaborative story. It's about as
weird, pointless, funny, and violent as such a thing would suggest. by Katja Barron, Sean Brimer, Robb McKinney, Craig Orkwis,
Paul Serena, Nick Spacek, and Sean gf Diana.
The True History of Ska- I pulled this off the alt.music.ska newsgroup many years ago. I thought it was pretty damn funny and forgot to copy the author. It's hilarious if you know some real ska. Not Reel Big Fish or Goldfinger- I'm talkin' Skatalites or Hepcat. author unknown
Vicarious- Problems with parents are just about as old as Christ... by Robb McKinney
Wacky Student Congress Bills- All these bills are fake, but were submitted for discussion in Speech class. They're funny, even if you have no idea what Student Congress is. by Paul and Robb McKinney
Watching Me- The squirrels in the garden at work watch me. I get made fun of an awful lot because of this. Now you all may mock me, as well. by Nick Spacek
Your Door Is Ajar- Hey, do those little fucking voices (not the ones in your head, folks) annoy the hell out of you? If so, please take comfort in the following piece. by Paul Serena