Area Kid Tries Too Hard- Making fun of hipsters is just too easy. And fun! by Tanya Woolery

NASA To Form Alliance With Mad Scientists- It's not like it's financially viable to go into space or anything. by Paul Serena

New Flicks From FCP- Fuzzie Chickie Productions (Robb) brings you taste of new films to come later this year. by Robb McKinney

Red Bull Gives You Wings- Sadly, not true, but one can only hope. by Paul Serena

Studies Show Ethnicity Not Removable By Physical Trauma- Every time I put up a story like this, I fully expect to be slapped with a lawsuit. by Paul Serena