Choose Your Own Nuthouse


Section 81

<>(Craig)
            You lunge at the undead man screaming.  Your hands wrap around his skull as you both crash to the ground.  With all your strength you pull the skull clean off the neck.  Neither the skull nor the body move again.

            “I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!” you yell at the top of your lungs. 

            Feeling like you are all that, and a bag of chips, you walk over to the hearse.  You’ve always wanted a hearse.  You jump in the driver’s seat and continue to Lake Doomhole to meet up with your friends and show them your new ride.

            The Undead-Skull dude saved you a drive, however, because all your friends are in the back.  Oh yeah, they seem to be undead zombies, too. 

            They start slowing crawling over the back seat towards you as you reach the entrance to Lake Doomhole.  Ahead you see the cabins and the large propane tank that provides gas to them.  You aim the hearse at the tank and dive out of the car.

            The hearse continues forward and slams into the tank.  Both explode in a way that just isn’t as cool as movies make you think it would look.

<>            Without hanging around to see if any of the zombies are still alive, you take off into the woods and head back towards town.
 

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