Choose Your Own Nuthouse


Section 58

(Craig)
 

            Wait wait wait…if you got here, you, dear reader, must be female.  Stop and pretend you have a penis and are presented with the opportunity to quite possible have sex, Swedish Bikini Team or not.  Now, any of us who were born with a penis would know that you DO NOT STOP AND LOOK FOR INFORMATION ON THE TENT! THE PENIS WOULD NOT LET US DO THAT!!! WE WOULD JUST GO INTO THE TENT!          

            And yet…you want to find information on the tent…I really don’t get you….well, it’s your choice…

            “Pardon me,” You say to a particularly perky pair of nipples that just happen to have a girl attached to them, “what would that tent over there be for?”

            Tält finns förklara förutsättning mackas!”

            Luckily you took two years of Spanish so you were able to translate that into “funny sounding words with lots of umlauts”. 

            There, happy now?  We asked for more information, can we go into the tent now?  What do you mean we didn’t get an answer?  She answered!  You want to go into the tent!  Yes you do!  I’m the author here god damn it! 

            You unzip the tent and peer in, there you see the most amazing thing any human male has ever seen.


            On to section 90!