Inspiration and Conceptualization
Craig J. Orkwis

Written, Produced, and Directed By
Paul Z. Serena

CASTING
PAUL SERENA, CRAIG ORKWIS, NICK SPACEK

SPECIAL BLOOD EFFECTS
WONK-A-RAMA BLOOD FX, INC.

SPECIAL EXPLOSION EFFECTS
WONK-A-RAMA EXPLOSION FX, INC.

WEAPONS SUPPLIED BY
BLACKMARKET BOB’S GUNS GALORE

TUBA LADY’S TUBA SUPPLIED BY
SPANKY’S HOUSE-O-TUBAS

VAT OF MOLTEN ORE SUPPLIED BY
VATS-OF-MOLTEN-ORE  ‘R’ US

ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE ON
WONK-A-RAMA MUSIC
CD’S AND CASSETTES

SPECIAL THANKS

CRAIG ORKWIS
For starting the idea rolling
(or maybe we should just kill him)

EVERYONE WHO READ TUMAH
And surprisingly, enjoyed it

GOD
For not striking me dead simply for writing this
 
 

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT
TUMAH

FOUR STARS!!  A FAST PACED, FUN FILLED ROMP!!!
Paul Serena, National Misinformer, Wonk-A-Rama Press

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WILL IT EVER END??!?!
Mr. Ed, Talking Horse

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Vhen’s da seqvel coming out?
Arnold Scwarzenegger, actor, homicidal maniac

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Why’d I hafta die?  Huh?  Why?  I didn’t wanna die.
Macauly Culkin, “actor,” Brat

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I think Macaulay should have conquered the evil Arnold with imaginative traps and pitfalls.  This is a highly original, cutting edge concept which would have lent an air of realism to the story, and also made it lots less predictable.
John Hughes, Director (Home Alone)

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Ah vant more money for da seqvel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor, money grubbing sleazeball

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