Convict in a Tiny Cell


sung to the tune of “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilara

I feel like I’ve been locked up tight
In a prison cell for ten to life
Waiting for appeals court
To release me.
He’s lickin’ his lips and blowin’ kisses my way
But that don’t mean I’m gonna give it away
Bubba, Bubba, Bubba.

Bridge:
Ooooh (this convict’s saying “let’s go”)
Ooooh (but my ass is saying “no!”)

Chorus:
If you wanna get on me
Bubba there’s a price to pay
I’m out of cigarettes
So get me some right away!
If you wanna be with me
I will toss your salad for you
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do!

Come, come, come in me ‘till I’m out.

Bubba’s raping
With his pants down low.
One more felch and then we’re good to go
Waiting for someone
To get on their knees
Hormones racing at the speed of light
Butt licking is going on tonight
Bubba, Bubba, Bubba.

Bridge:
Ooooh (this convict’s saying “let’s go”)
Ooooh (but my ass is saying “no!”)