Puking in alleys and sleeping on couches
Moshing in pits and counting the ouches
When the skins fight, when AndyBob sings
These are a few of my favorite things
Shows at the Bottleneck and bottles of Killian's
Smoking on porches while the beers are all chillin'
Driving too drunk to hear police sirens ring
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in tight dresses with no underwear
Turning me down, they're not willing to share
Begging the doorman 'cause no change to go cling
These are a few of my favorite things
When I'm broke, when the band sucks, like they're beyond bad
I simply remember my favourite things and then I don't feel so bad
Pissing on roses and dropkicking kittens
Strangling children with their own woolen mittens
Lebanese hostages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Mashing up ponies into pony strudel
Using my switchblade to cut off your noodle
Using my hatchet to clip birdy's wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Molesting young boys with their blue Boy Scout sashes
Semen all over their nose and eyelashes
Drowning my victims in picturesque springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the cop knocks, when the snitch squeals, when I'm on the lam
I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad