I Dumped You for Her


sung to the tune of ďHey Leonardo! (She Likes Me for Me!)Ē by Blessid Union of Souls

I donít care about your car
And I donít care about your money
Not like you ever spent any on me anyways
But if you did, Iíd still have left you.

I dumped you for her!
Not because sheís so much better looking
I just got sick of your hooking
And sleeping with my friends
And what I see
Are your faults and there are plenty
Your problems are so petty
Why didnít I see it all before?

I got sick of all your screaming
And your collection of STDs
You think Married With Children is funny
Well I got news for ya honey

I donít care that she gets higher
Than anyone Iíve ever known
Sheís better in every way
Than you on any day
Even when sheís really stoned.

I dumped you for her!
Not because sheís stacked like a model
Or Ďcause sheís a good foot taller
At least more than three feet
Sheís the one for me!
And I just canít be around you
My arms belong around her
And Iím so glad I dumped you yet again.

And Iím so glad I dumped you once again!
And Iím so glad I dumped you once again!
Gazing at the ceiling
As I try to spare your feelings and your heart
Iím sorry that I hurt you,
But Iím glad that Iím not with  anymore.

I dumped you for her.
Not because I think that youíre a nut job
Or because sheíll give me blowjobs.
<sigh>
I dumped you for her.
Not because sheís fun to hang around with
She does more than sit and bitch
Why did I waste all that time with you
I was desperate I guess but now Iím through
Now Iím through.

I dumped you for her!
Not because you never listen to me
Or because youíre such a baby
Just deal with lifeís problems!
But what I see
Is that I can do without you
My arms belong around her
And Iím so glad Iíve dumped you yet again
Dumped you yet again.
Iím so glad Iíve left you once again,
Once again.