I Light the Bongs


sung to the tune ofďI Write the SongsĒby Barry Manilow

Iíve been smoking weed forever
And I lit the very first bong
I put the hose and bowl together
Iím a junkie
And I light the bongs.

I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs.

My home is always open to you
As long as you bring a dime bag with you
Now, when I look through fuzzy eyes
I drool and squeal as if I was two.

I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs
Oh my ganja makes you dance
And give you spirit to take a chance
And weíll smoke some rockiní shit till we canít move

THC fills your brain
Well, thatís a real fun kinda thing
Itís from me itís for you
Itís from you, itís from me,
I have no idea what that means.
I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs.