I’ve been smoking weed forever
And I lit the very first bong
I put the hose and bowl together
I’m a junkie
And I light the bongs.

I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs.

My home is always open to you
As long as you bring a dime bag with you
Now, when I look through fuzzy eyes
I drool and squeal as if I was two.

I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs
Oh my ganja makes you dance
And give you spirit to take a chance
And we’ll smoke some rockin’ shit till we can’t move

THC fills your brain
Well, that’s a real fun kinda thing
It’s from me it’s for you
It’s from you, it’s from me,
I have no idea what that means.
I light the bongs that make the whole room spin
I light the bongs that give you a stupid grin
I light the bongs that get the young girls high
I light the bongs, I light the bongs.