Man package... hehehhe... And Sarah (Toole): Don't kill her. I'd get in shit with the 'rents...
Craig= Sarcastro6
"Paul"=Tumahnator
Sarcastro6: HHHHHHHIIIIIIIII
PPPPPPAAAAAUUUUUUULLLLL!!!!!!
Tumahnator: hold on, paul will be down in
a bit
Sarcastro6: Oh. Ok
Sarcastro6: Sorry
Sarcastro6: My bad
Sarcastro6: please forgive me
Sarcastro6: I beg you
Tumahnator: For Paul? he really isn't worth it
Sarcastro6: Well I know that but I was begging for your forgiveness
Sarcastro6: Duh
Tumahnator: :)
Sarcastro6: ;-)
Tumahnator: oh, so you are one upping me
Sarcastro6: Always
Tumahnator: oh, so you are one upping me
Sarcastro6: Always
Tumahnator: oh, gee, that makes me feel really good
Sarcastro6: It should, know that you are being one upped by the best
Tumahnator: The best, hmmm ego
Sarcastro6: The best EVERYTHING
Tumahnator: hardly
Sarcastro6: Hardly? My aren't we delusional?
Tumahnator: "We" as in you and your other schizoid personalities? I
suppose.
Sarcastro6: I may be schizoid be we all agree that I'm the best
Tumahnator: The best everything, huh? I guess that makes you a better
queer than anybody else.
Sarcastro6: It's a simple majority vore
Sarcastro6: er..vote
Sarcastro6: Well of course darling!
Tumahnator: Certainly not the best speller, love animal.
Sarcastro6: Spelling is subjective
Sarcastro6: There is no right or wrong
Tumahnator: Spelling isn't the only area you're lacing in....
Tumahnator: I mean lacking, not lacing. Pretend you didn't see that,
please.
Sarcastro6: Oh really? Pray tell, what else?
Tumahnator: You have a tiny little man-package.
Sarcastro6: "Man package"? My aren't we mature. And I think not, I
have a large penis, by anyones standards
Sarcastro6: And shouldn't you be in school?
Tumahnator: Spring break still.
Tumahnator: Anyone who has never seen a penis.
Sarcastro6: And you have?
Tumahnator: Well, heehee.
Tumahnator: You must think I'm so pure.
Sarcastro6: No you haven't
Sarcastro6: I know you are
Tumahnator: Oh? How?
Sarcastro6: Ok Miss Naughty, besides kin, how many have you seen?
Tumahnator: There are a couple ummm desperate guys here.
Sarcastro6: They must be if they come after you
Sarcastro6: And I'm still not believing it
Sarcastro6: Try again
Tumahnator: That's your choice. Heck, you had a shot.
Sarcastro6: 'SCUSE ME?
Tumahnator: I was looking foreward to you asking me to the prom if
you didn't get a date. Paul told me about that.
Sarcastro6: It was the same thing with Nick, big deal, it was a joke
Tumahnator: I would have said yes, and you would have been stuck even
if it WAS a joke.
Sarcastro6: No, because I still wouldn't have taken you
Tumahnator: Men are assholes. So are you.
Sarcastro6: The cry of the lonely girl
Tumahnator: Bet you know what lonely girls sound like. How many have
come crawling after YOU?
Sarcastro6: Not just the lonely ones, they ALL come crawling to me
Tumahnator: At least I haven't had to resort to the internet to meet
chicks.
Tumahnator: Or guys for that matter. Paul keeps coming down. He told
me to say that.
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Auto response from Sarcastro6: I have killed
myself because Paul's little sister told me that I
had a "shot" with her and THAT'S JUST
WRONG!
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Tumahnator: Paul says this has gone far enough.
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Auto response from Sarcastro6: I have killed
myself because Paul's little sister told me that I
had a "shot" with her and THAT'S JUST
WRONG!
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Tumahnator: Ummm, Ceaig?
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Auto response from Sarcastro6: I have killed
myself because Paul's little sister told me that I
had a "shot" with her and THAT'S JUST
WRONG!
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Tumahnator: Craig, rahter...
Tumahnator: rather, rather....
Sarcastro6: That was BAD, DIRTY, and WRONG
Tumahnator: Jeeeesus. You tryin to score with Anne? Playin hard to
get?
Sarcastro6: NO!
Sarcastro6: She told me that I had passed up my "shot" with her
Sarcastro6: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Tumahnator: Riiiight. You been hangin with Rob too much. When I come
down tomorrow, I'll bring a scrubby sponge
so you can "cleanse" yourself.
Sarcastro6: Oh god, that was just BAAAD
Tumahnator: Anne's still here, laughing at this. I think she wants
to see the look on your face.
Sarcastro6: it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrongit's bad it's wrong
it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's
wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrongit's bad it's wrong it's bad
it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong
it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad
it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong
Tumahnator: I was only down here for the end. I was upstairs finishing
lunch. I thought she was checking her email, not trying to score woth my
friends.
Sarcastro6: it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong
it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's
wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's
bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong
it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong it's bad it's wrong
Tumahnator: Tell me about it. This is my god damn sister?
Tumahnator: Think of that as an exclamation point.
Sarcastro6: I am never coming over to your house again
Tumahnator: I can only pray that certain parts of that were bullshit.
Sarcastro6: And tell her that a penis should never be called a "man
package" because it sounds stupid
Sarcastro6: yeah no shit
Tumahnator: yuurgh.
Sarcastro6: I'm back again
Tumahnator: So. Here we are. There you are. What's up?
Sarcastro6: My penis
Sarcastro6: NO
Sarcastro6: Kidding
Sarcastro6: You know I'm impotent
Sarcastro6: No WAIT!
Sarcastro6: I'm NOT impotent
Tumahnator: Now you are. I think I may be too.
Sarcastro6: heh heh...SHIT!
Tumahnator: Hopefully our libidoes will grow back in a day or two.
Sarcastro6: When we are together
Tumahnator: umm. Okay.
Sarcastro6: Remeber our plans tomorrow?
Tumahnator: "our'plans? You mean, me being with amanda and you not
walking in on us?
Sarcastro6: No about us finding out if we are gay
Tumahnator: I know I'm not.
Sarcastro6: You gettin' jiggy wit it tomorrow
Sarcastro6: My have you changed
Tumahnator: I'd like to. However, If not, then I'm okay with that.
Sarcastro6: Smart man
Tumahnator: How so?
Sarcastro6: Accepting what you get
Tumahnator: But when I'm with YOU, then I damn well better get some
lovin
Sarcastro6: Always
Sarcastro6: Do me a favor Paul
Tumahnator: Yes?
Sarcastro6: Sarah said that I should tell Anne that if she ever says
anything like she did again, Sarah is going to beat her up
Sarcastro6: Tell Anne for me please
Tumahnator: Okay.
Tumahnator: Anne says she isn't afraid of some little pussy.
Sarcastro6: That little bitch is going to die by my hands when I get
in town next
Tumahnator: She's giggling. She doesn't know how much shit she's getting
herself into.
Sarcastro6: She's dead Paul
Sarcastro6: No one insults Sarah
Sarcastro6: I'm serious
Tumahnator: She's gonna quit while she's ahead,RIGHT?
Sarcastro6: She is going to die
Tumahnator: She agrees. She will quit.
Sarcastro6: She's going to stop because she is going to die