An Outsider's Guide to the Nuthouse

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A
    anaconda- gigantic snake. See also Craig's cock
      apathy- like we fucking care; ennui
B
    bitch - a term of affection; friend (not indicative of man lust)
      bosomage - an abundance of jiggly
      button da chicken - I am at a loss for anything else to say at this time
C
    Canadia - where Canadians come from; where they speak Canadese
      Craig's cock- gigantic snake. See also sarcasm
D
    dicktitude- a mean, callow dick-ish attitde
E
    Ebenezer Wallace - male name for Craig's unborn child. See also Raffiki Newt
      esteem- eh, could be worse
F
    fairy- Nick Spacek
      fellatio kudos- an act so amazingly cool or clever, that oral sex is the only proper reward
      fonkay - beyond or surpassing 'funky'
      Fugazi- random interjection when nothing to be said is at hand; post-hardcore band fronted by Ian McKaye
G
      guilt- we are aware of this feeling bad for yourself thing, we just don't suffer from it
H
I
J
    jiggly - a state of exceptional cleavage
      job- what chumps have
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M
N
    nahasapimapetalon - word is bond, yo; affirmation of Nuthouse brotherhood. See also ossawotamie
      Nuthousian - An act so massively stupid that its only purpose is to amuse those doing it
O
    obviousnicity - a state of amazing apparance
      ogre- Sean Brimer
      ossawotamie - word is bond, yo; affirmation of Nuthouse brotherhood. See also nahasapimapetalon
P
    pinky- the faggot. See also fairy
      pouty face- expression of displeasure at mockery
Q
    queer- that's what you like to be called, right?
      Quoties- funny sayings collected by members of the Nuthouse; started by Caleb Church
R
    Raffiki Newt - gender-neutral name for Craig's unborn child. See also Ebenezer Wallace
S
    sarcasm- we have no clue as to what this means
      Sheila - our favorite waitress; non-existant
      skanky mama jamma- don't talk smack on a
      slime- Robb McKinney
T
    trollboy - Paul Serena
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W
    wallaby - two or more people experiencing an intellectual conjunction
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