Essays
All of the contributer's thoughts on various topics, from suicide to
moshing
to snow days at school. Not necessarily deep, just personal views.
Games
The Moral Values Test and other such diversions.
Lists
Basically-
just funny lists. There's not a whole lot of elaboration I can do here.
Miscellaneous
Weird Shit
Everything that could not be categorized. It's all really
weird, with some hallucinations thrown in for good measure.
The Newswire
Fake news stories. I'd say we're ripping off the Onion, but we've been
doing it since before there even was an Onion. I suppose this means
that we were ahead of the curve at one point.
Non-Fiction
True stories of of the four yahoos whose writings make up the bulk of
what
you read here. Trust us, this shit's too weird to make up. The infamous
Quoties are also to be encountered within.
Parodies
Variations on various styles and particular works.
Poetry
Humor in poetic form. Even some haiku.
Stories
With An Actual Plot
The short stories that actually go somewhere, rather than inane
babbling.