Live coverage – amateur video
Out of bounds – no means no
Post game interview – “Was it good for you?”
Locker room interview – locker room talk
Bench warmer – ugly person
Field goal – quickie
Squeeze – internal massage
Tight end – nice ass
Beer – beer
Touchdown – orgasm
Steroids – Viagra
End zone – anal sex
Pig skin – animal skin condom.
Protective padding – condom
Pre-game show – strip tease, foreplay
Halftime – cigarette break
Quarterback – penis
Gatoraid – contraceptive
Tackle – rape
Dog pile – unwholesome activities
Coach – dominatrix
Huddle – gang bang
False start – premature ejaculation
Pass interference – diaphragm
Fumble – missing
Incomplete pass – pulling out
Interference – third party walking in, really good video on VH1
Draft picks – prostitutes
Coin toss – head or tail
Face mask pull – fellatio
Band number – mood music
Cheerleaders – fetish
Cleats – kinky
Yardage gain – deep thrust
First down – popping cherry
Victory dance – victory dance
Pom-poms – boobies!
Crowd – roommates
“I’m going to Disney World!” – “I’m going out for some ice.”
Second-string player – “we’re-on-a-break” pussy
Offensive tackle – father