Never Do This

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Do not ever do these things.  Trust me.

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NEVER...
...refer to your girlfriend as a big fat pussy mama during intimate
moments.
...take your white sheets to the dry cleaner during the million man
march.
...eat SPAM.
...throw pebbles at babies in hospital nursureys.
...dip your penis in honey and then in broken glass and then rape a guy.
...stab people in the eye with infectious heroin needles.
...rape nuns.
...rape priests.
...rape popes.
...rape pups.
...experiment with things you find under the kitchen sink.
...sleep with Wacker.  (TRUST me)
...juggle many pointy things.