Top 10 Reasons
Why I Can’t Get Married

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10. I am under 21 and therefore could not legally drink at my own wedding.
9. I think I still may have a taste for pussy.
8. I still want to know what it’s like to have all of my “sex-related” orifices filled at once.
7. I don’t want to have to explain to my Grandmother why I shouldn’t wear white.
6. I don’t yet have enough female friends to allow to share my “special day“.
5. I think I still may have a taste for pussy.
4. I would hate to imagine my closest friends being given to option to object to my marriage.
3. I like the whole bed sometimes.
2. Everyone else is doing it.
1. Boobies and Pussy, ‘nuff said