Pat and Robb’s Ballsy Pick-up Lines
(that really work!)

Pat – “My life will be incomplete if I never see you again.”

Robb – “I am way too in love with my girlfriend to know your last name.”

Pat – “What’s your favorite song? Mine too! We have a lot in common, wanna go home with me?”

Robb – “I hope you’ve enjoyed the realm of small dicks, because that ends tonight.”

Robb – “God put me here to make you happy. God doesn’t fuck up.”

Robb – “You smoke weed? Cool. Wanna come back to my place and smoke weed with me?”