Star Wars - Every time Luke whines (I.e., "But Biggs and I were going to go to Tashi Station and pick up some converter parts"), take a drink. Yeah, the first part of the movie goes slow, but it picks up at the 1/4 way mark.
Swingers - Take a drink every time you hear the word "baby"
or "money." Double shot if used in the same sentence.
2 shots Stoli Orange
2 shots vanilla syrup
1 can Coke
Pour into glass over ice. Stir. Tastes just like the frozen treat. Damn smooth.
2 shots dark rum
1 shot Absolut citron
1 can Mr. Pibb
Pour into glass over ice. Stir. Tastes like those cheap-ass candies handed out by the gross at Halloween.
A word of advice- do not use Dr. Pepper. Only Mr. Pibb'll work, otherwise it takes like crap.
Of course, the Nuthouse (despite several writings to the contrary) does not endorse binge drinking. We'll join you in a heartbeat, but we're not going to tell you to do it. Use caution when consuming massive quantities of liquor, beer, or any sort of alcohol. And always use a designated driver. Shit, I think my buzz has worn off...