Those "Getting to know you" things got boring, so Craig and Nick have decided that this is much better, as it contains all the stuff you really want to know about all your friends. Remember, sexual acts don't necessarily mean the traditional definition. We know that there are those of you in the "V" Club that have done some stuff that's close enough to actual sex for cricket. All that said, have fun, and be honest. We will be, and if we're gonna bare out souls, so should you. There's a combination of sexual and violent stuff on here, as we know some of you are angry about not getting sex.
The Dirty Bad Wrong
Gettin' To Know You




Favorite sexual act/position(s):

Favorite clothing on the opposite sex:

Place you'd most like to have sex:

Favorite place you've ever committed a "naughty" act:

Do you masturbate?:

   if so, how often?:

Age of first sexual encounter:

Sexiest thing ever said to you:

Most flattering comment you've ever received:

Guys, after sex- victory dance, cigarette, or sleep?:

Gals, after sex- cuddling, cigarette, or your favorite shower massager?:

Celebrity of the opposite sex you'd most like to see naked:

Favorite dessert topping/condiment for sexual use:


   which do you prefer?:

Favorite pornographic material (short list, please):

Favorite act of foreplay:

For the ladies- spit or swallow?:

Person you'd kill if you had the chance:

Favorite way to cause physical pain:

Favorite way to cause mental pain:

Favorite medieval torture device:

Favorite bladed instrument of death:

Favorite blunt instrument of death:

Most violent thing you've ever done:

Cruelest act ever done to a person you hate:

And finally...
Do you get turned on during a really violent horror flick?: