I'd like to call attention to a few of the redneck
bumper stickers I've seen on the back of pickups lately.  I
say the first step to eliminating hicks is to take away
their advertising.  The following bumper stickers are all
ones that I feel should be banned.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student

MIA/POW You Are Not Forgotten

You Can Have My Gun When You Pry It OUt Of My Cold, Dead
Hands

Lifetime Member of the NRA

When Guns are Outlawed, the Only People That Will Have Them
are the Feds and the Criminals!

Proud to be Union Local #318

Get Off My Tail!

American by Birth, Rebel by Choice

     And I swear, there are actually ones that say "Redneck
and Proud!"  They should just get one that says "I'm an
ignorant white fuck from the boonies with an inferiority
complex a mile wide that comes from fucking one too many
sheep, and I hate all those different from me, especially
minorities, 'cause I'm scared of anything different that I
don't understand, and I'm damn proud of it!"
     Go ahead.  Put it on your truck.  We all know it
anyway.