Nutrition information on food packages is one of the
greatest wastes of ink on the planet.  Ninety-eight percent
of people don't give a crap what they put into their bodies,
and the other two percent are fad dieters that don't know
what the fuck a real diet is anyway.
     Now I understand that some people, like diabetics and
obese people can't have certain foods.  Fine.  Here's what
we need to do.  Rank foods.  There should be new aisles in
the grocary stores - SUGAR, FAT, SALT, CHOLESTEROL, HEALTHY.
Then each food product should have a label that says "HIGH",
"LOW", "FREE", or "MODERATE."
     I want high everything.  Diet foods cost too much.  You
pay for less!  I want what I pay for.  Crap food is more
cost effective.
     It cracks me up to see the nutrition information
posters in fast food restauraunts.  I want to walk into a
McDonald's and see a big sign that says "Sorry.  Our food
has no nutrition."
     And check the side of the next bottle of water you
drink.  Yep.  Nutrition information!  What the fuck?!
Basically they say water has nothing.  Ingredients: Two
hydrogen, one oxygen.  It's cool, it's wet.  It's fuckin'
water!
     The other day I bought a pack of gum.  There was an
address on the package saying that for nutrition
information, that's where to write.  Gum.
     I think I've said enough.