DICK AND JANE IN A RELATIONSHIP

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See Dick.
Dick is a maturing teenager.
See Jane.
Jane is a maturing teenager.
See Dick discovering certain changes in his body.
See Jane discovering certain changes in her body.
See Dick see Jane.
See Dick see certain changes in Jane's body.
See Dick become a drooling idiot incapable of linear thought
who reasons with his little head instead of his big one.
See Jane laugh at Dick.
Look, see!  Dick is asking Jane on a date!
Ask, Dick, ask!
See Dick talk to the hand.
See Dick wheedle and manipulate Jane's friends to convince
her to go out with him.
Wheedle, Dick, wheedle!
See Jane finally agree.
Cave, Jane, cave!
See Dick and Jane enter into a relationship.
See Dick treat Jane like crap.
See Jane come back for more.
See Jane's friends regret Jane's relationship.
See Dick's friends grunt and cheer at Dick's fabled
conquests of Jane.
Grunt, friends, grunt!
Look!  Look!  See Jane get dropped flat by Dick.
Dump, Dick, dump!
See Jane realize what an asshole Dick was.
See the light, girlfriend, see the light!
See Dick pick right up with some other chick.
See Jane pity the other chick.
Pity, Jane, pity.
See Jane hit peak maturity.
See Dick sink deeper into the pre-Neolithic primordial soup
of his life.
See Jane become attracted to a worthwhile man, one of those
guys who writes poetry and cries in good movies and is
extremely sensitive and shut up!
See Dick treat his new girlfriend like crap.
Abuse, Dick, abuse!
See the new girlfriend finally leave Dick.
See Jane leave Mr. Sensitivity to go back to Dick.
See Mr. Sensitivity spin into a shame spiral and become a
manic depressive embittered by the way he was treated and
come ever closer to a psycho edge that will slowly destroy
him and force him to eventually hate the entire human race
and at some unforeseen point snap and kill his fellow
classmates as violently as he possibly can.
See, see what Jane did to him.
See Mr. Sensitivity wonder what he did wrong.
See Jane and Dick sink further into a horrible relationship.
See Mr. Sensitive seriously question his life.
Question, Mr. S, question.
See Mr. S wonder whether or not there are any women worth
shit out there.
See him wonder why pricks like Dick give the rest of the
world's males a bad name and women take it.
See Liz.
See Mr. S see Liz.
See them love and except each other.
Love, Mr. S!  Except, Liz!
See us go back to Dick and Jane cos this was about them
anyway, not that wuss Mr. Sensitivity.
See Dick and Jane get married.
See the abuse become physical.
Beat, Dick, beat!
See Jane cheat.
Commit adultery, Jane, commit adultery!
See them stay together and make a fortune.
See Liz and Mr. S struggle to do what they love and still
stay afloat.
See life suck.
Be a bitch, life, be a bitch!