Spot Contracts Rabies
and
Causes Lots of Problems
for All Concerned

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See Dick.
See Jane.
See Spot.
Dick is in love with Jane.
Jane is in love with Dick.
Spot loves everybody and everything because he’s a dog, and dogs are like that.
See the squirrel.
See, see the rabid squirrel.
See Spot.
Spot is hungry.
See the squirrel get eaten by Spot.
Chew, Spot, chew!
Spot now hates everybody and everything.
Spot is rabid.
Foam, Spot, bite!
See Dick bring flowers to Jane.
Cliché, Dick, cliché!
See Jane melt.
See Jane strip.
See, see Dick get some.
Thrust, Dick, pump!
Moan, Jane, take the Lord’s name in vain!
See Dick and Jane totally forget about Spot.
See Spot prowl the house.
Slink, Spot, creep!
See Dick scream in the throes of ecstasy.
Climax, Dick, climax!
See Jane scream in the throes of ecstasy.
Climax, Jane, climax!
See Dick take a cold shower.
Sing in the shower, Dick, or rather, don’t, please.
See Spot.
See, see Spot leap!
See Jane scream!
Wail, Jane, holler.
See Dick not hear the agonized screams of his lover.
We told you to shut up.
See the carnage.
See the blood.
See, see Jane’s jugular.
See Jane’s jugular in Spot’s mouth.
See Jane die.
See Dick sing.
See Spot howl.
Die, Jane, kick off!
Sing, Dick, croon!
Howl, Spot, caterwaul!
See Dick get out of the shower and towel off.
Rub, Dick, dry!
See Spot hide behind the bed.
See Dick come out of the bathroom and scream like a woman.
Shriek, Dick, wail!
See, see tempers flair!
See the shotgun.
Dick sees the shotgun.
Dick knows how to use the shotgun.
See Spot seeing Dick, who is seeing the shotgun.
See realization of one’s own mortality dawn in Spot’s disease ridden canine mind.
See Spot run.
Run, Spot, run!
See Dick load.
See Dick aim.
See Dick shoot.
Exact vengeance, Dick, revenge!
See Spot.
See Spot’s back end explode in a blossom of gore as Dick’s shot rips through him.
Explode in a blossom of gore, Spot’s back end, explode!
See, see the stains on the carpet?
See Dick’s Mom.
Uh-oh.
Dick’s Mom sure as hell sees the stains on the carpet.
Run, Dick, run!
Dick’s mom also sees the stains on the bedspread.
Accelerate, Dick, accelerate!
See Mom load.
See Mom aim.
See Mom Shoot.
See Dick’s head fly apart in all directions, showering the walls and ceiling with blood and gray matter!
Fly apart, Dick’s head!
Shower the walls and ceiling, blood and gray matter!
See Mom mop.
Mop, Mom, mop!