Dick and Jane
Celebrate Paul’s Birthday
See Dick.
See Jane?
Dick can’t see Jane.
Jane is playing the hiding game!
See Spot.
See Robb.
Dick and Jane and Spot and Robb are all here for Paul’s birthday party!
But where is Jane?
She’s still hiding!
Hide, Jane, hide!
See Paul.
Paul is about to come into his apartment.
Turn the knob, Paul, turn the knob.
Now it is time for the others to hide!
Hide, Dick!
Hide, Spot!
Hide, Robb!
See Paul go into his apartment.
See Paul turn on the lights.
SURPRISE!
“Surprise!” shouts Dick.
“Surprise” shouts Robb.
“Woof,” woofs Spot.
Bark, Spot, bark!
“AAAAAAAAAH!!!” cries Paul.
Paul is surprised!
See Paul reach into his pocket.
See Paul’s Magnum Force!
Force, Magnum, force!
See Dick.
See Dick take it in the arm.
Bleed, Dick, bleed.
Paul realizes that this is his birthday party!
Paul realizes it is not a mob hit!
Duh, Paul, duh!
See Paul apologize to Dick.
Dick, Spot, Robb, Paul.
See, see, see.
But where is Jane?
Oh well, Jane is still hiding.
Time for presents and cake!
Shells and clips, chips and dips.
Paul gets treats, and Paul gets sweets.
Here comes the cake!
Robb spent all day baking it.
Bake, homo, bake!
See Paul blow out the candles.
Blow, Paul, blow!
POW!
See Jane burst from inside the cake.
Burst, Jane, Burst.
There is Jane, at last!
“Gasp!” said Paul.
“Oh my!” said Dick.
“Holy fuckin shit, you see the tits on that bitch? She’s got
a body I could just rub next to and say ‘yeah baby, you want some Robb
with that cake? You like it like that, slut? Yeah, I thought
you did. Now why don’t you be a good girl and suck my cock until
I shoot my creamy wad down your fuckin’ throat, know what I’m sayin’?”
said Robb.
“Woof,” said Spot.
See Jane.
See the icing dripping off her pert nipples.
Drip, icing.
See the red sticky bow.
See what’s underneath?
That’s the point.
See Paul admire Jane.
Ogle, Paul, ogle.
See Dick lust after Jane.
Fantasize about incest, Dick, fantasize.
See Spot trying to catch a cricket on the floor.
See Robb leering.
Leer, Robb, leer.
“Happy birthday,” said Jane.
See Jane arch.
Flex, Jane, Flex.
Silly Jane.
She is covered in cake!
See Paul come to help remove it.
See Dick come to help remove it.
See Robb come.
See Spot licking himself inappropriately in a corner.
Lick, Spot, lick.
Crumbs, thumbs, tongues, buns.
Get ‘er clean, Paul.
Get ‘er clean, Dick.
Change your pants, Robb.
See Jane on her back.
See her legs spread apart.
Open up, slut, open up!
See Dick.
Lots of it.
The End.