Hate Triangles and Assassins
See Dick.
See Jane.
See Spot.
Dick hates Jane.
Jane hates Spot.
Spot hates Dick.
Dick also hates Spot.
Jane also hates Dick.
Spot also hates Jane.
Dick and Jane together hate Spot twice as much as Dick or Jane alone.
Jane and Spot together hate Dick twice as much as Jane or Spot alone.
Spot and Dick together hate Jane twice as much as Spot or Dick alone.
Dick want Jane dead.
Jane wants Spot dead.
Spot wants Dick dead.
Dick also wants Spot dead.
Jane also wants Dick dead.
Spot also wants Jane dead.
See Dick plot.
Plot, Dick, plot!
See Jane plot.
Plot, Jane, plot!
See Spot plot.
Plot, Spot, plot!
See Billy Bob.
Billy Bob is a train driver for Am-Track.
Crash and burn, Billy Bob!
Billy Bob is also a gun-for-hire.
Assassinate, Billy Bob, assassinate!
See Dick meet secretly with Billy Bob to plot the murder of Jane and Spot.
Conspire in shadow, Dick, scheme!
See Jane meet secretly with Billy Bob to plot the murder of Spot and Dick.
Conspire in shadow, Jane, scheme!
See Spot meet secretly with Billy Bob to plot the murder of Dick and Jane.
Conspire in shadow, Spot, scheme!
See Billy Bob chortle and demand cash up-front.
Chortle, Billy Bob, chortle!
Cough up, Dick!
Cough up, Jane!
Cough up, Spot!
See Billy Bob concealed behind a tree.
Lie in wait, Billy Bob, ambush!
See Dick wander by, secure in the knowledge that Jane and Spot are doomed.
Wallow in your false sense of security, Dick, let your guard down!
See Billy Bob leap from concealment, wielding machete in hand, and attack Dick for Jane and Spot.
Leap, Billy Bob, leap!
Wield, Billy Bob, wield!
Slash, Billy Bob, stab!
Maim, Billy Bob, dismember!
Kill, Billy Bob, slaughter!
See Jane wander by, secure in the knowledge that Spot and Dick are doomed.
Wallow in your false sense of security, Jane, let your guard down!
See Billy Bob leap from concealment, wielding machete in hand, and attack Jane for Spot and Dick.
Leap, Billy Bob, leap!
Wield, Billy Bob, wield!
Slash, Billy Bob, stab!
Maim, Billy Bob, dismember!
Kill, Billy Bob, slaughter!
See Spot wander by, secure in the knowledge that Dick and Jane are doomed.
Wallow in your false sense of security, Spot, let your guard down!
See Billy Bob leap from concealment, wielding machete in hand, and attack Spot for Dick and Jane.
Leap, Billy Bob, leap!
Wield, Billy Bob, wield!
Slash, Billy Bob, stab!
Maim, Billy Bob, dismember!
Kill, Billy Bob, slaughter!
See Dick.
See Jane.
See Spot.
Dick is dead.
Jane is dead.
Spot is dead.
Rot, Dick, decompose!
Become worm food, Jane, stink!
Push up daisies, Spot, back to the earth from whence ye came!
See Billy Bob.
Billy Bob is filthy rich.
See Billy Bob laugh.
Laugh, Billy Bob, roll in your ill-gotten fortune!