Dick and Jane
Have a Relationship Conference

See Dick.
See Jane.
Dick is dating Jane.
Date, Dick, date.
Date, Jane, date.
See the relationship.
Look, see?  It is healthy as relationships go.
See everything relatively normal.
See the catalyst.
That’s a big word!
Let’s say catalyst.  Cat-uh-list.
See, now you can use a big word!
See Dick fuck up.
Fuck up, Dick, fuck up.
See Dick absolutely clueless as to what he did wrong.
Ponder, Dick, Ponder.
See Jane make Dick feel like an asshole.
See Jane.  Jane just came out and said Dick is an asshole.
See Dick’s self esteem get trampled.
Trample, Jane, trample.
See Dick ignorant as to why he’s an asshole.
See Jane think this is even worse.
See Dick stand his ground for once and try to win a fight.

See

Dick

Pay.

Jane will not be happy until Dick comes crawling back, apologizing for doing nothing wrong.
See Dick not give in.
Pay more, Dick, pay more.
Dick will not fight anymore.
See that be ok with Jane, she wasn’t interested in his side anyways.
See Jane play slick little mind games with Dick.
Manipulate, whore, manipulate.
See Dick get fed up.
See Jane play the ignoring-Dick–even-though-he-was-ignoring-me-first game.

See

Dick

SEETHE.

See Dick decide not to take this crap from no uppity bitch.
See Dick check his bitch.
See Jane scream.
See Dick smack harder.
See Jane fight back.
Defense, Jane, defense.
See Dick get the fireplace poker.
See Jane change her tune.
Grovel, Jane, grovel.
See Dick.
Dick does not want the apology she has brought him.
Dick wants to balance the scales.
Balance, world, balance.
See Dick.
Dick is standing trial.
Let’s say trial.  Try-uh-l.
See the evidence.
See the jury.
See the rope?
Dick sees the rope.
For a bit.