the untold tales

Paul Serena's Dick and Jane stories. The titles speak for themselves.
Spot Contracts Rabies and Causes Lots of Problems For All Concerned
Hate Triangles and Assassins

Nick Spacek's Dick and Jane stories- as always, the titles speak for themselves.
Dick and Jane Experiment With Drugs
Dick and Jane Visit A Popular Chain Restaurant

Robb McKinney's Dick and Jane stories. Guess what the stories are about?
Dick and Jane and NWA
Dick and Jane Enter The Workforce
Dick and Jane Go to Littleton
Dick and Jane In A Relationship
Dick and Jane Run the Free World
Dick and Jane Take Over Lansing High School
Dick and Jane Have A Relationship Conference
Dick and Jane Celebrate Paul's Birthday

And here's a Dick and Jane story that wasn't written by anyone I know. I just got it off a BBS years back. It's still just as funny and sick, though. This can most likely be cited as the inspiration for all of the depravity above.
Dick and Jane Instigate A Popular Revolution