Choose Your Own Nuthouse

Section 89

<>(Sean)

“Well, to be totally honest with you, Walt, I’m off to join my fellow cult members to fulfill our murder/suicide pact that we have going,” you say, giggling for effect.

“That is…”

“I know, I know- disturbing”

“GREAT!”

“Yeah… WHA????”

“This is so great that we found you. We are going for the same reason.”

“I was just kidding Walt; I’m actually going to spend some quality time with my friends.”

“That is what I told the neighbors as well. Good thinking! You don’t want them to stop you. “Freedom of religion” My ass! That pisses me off so much about this country you can’t even practice a religion that isn’t the norm. It’s disgusting, it really is. That is why the family and I are going to join our brethren on the rings of Saturn.”

“Well that sounds great and all Walt but I really should get going. You can let me out anywhere over there if you would like.” Glancing around the car you notice that the door latch is missing and the loving 50’s family is indeed tied up and gagged.

“Nonsense sport, you can be my navigator” he hands you a map. “Now you make sure to look out for the police, unfortunately we had to kill three officers on the way here because June couldn’t be trusted. I don’t hold it against her, she is weak, but I will be strong and deliver us to our end. No matter what.” Walt finished gripping the wheel tighter.

“This is not going to end well is it?”

“Of course it will we will be blessed by god himself and allowed entry into heaven.”

“So yeah about that letting me out of the car”

“Oh don’t you worry about that. I will not let you miss the trip.” Walt said as he slammed the peddle to the floor.

“Why are we going so fast Walt, I mean I’m as excited as the next guy to get to Saturn but do we have to be going so fast?”

“We do if we want to get through that road block” Walt said pointing to the numerous police cars, tire spikes, shotguns, hand guns, circling gun ships, hot dog vendors, and police personal. Did I mention shotguns? Walt doesn’t want to stop and the police really, really, REALLY want Walt to stop and at this point consider everyone that Walt has ever seen as public enemy number one so there is no reason to jump from the car before the ensuing slaughter begins because they are not taking any prisoners! Oh yeah, you are going to die. In fact as Walt hits the first, of many, rows of tire spikes the police open fire on the vehicle, first killing the family in the back, you in the passenger seat and finally, Walt as he tries to make a break for the lake on foot. That poor misguided bastard.