Choose Your Own Nuthouse

Section 85

(Craig)

“Get me an ambulance, you dumb twat!” you say through clenched teeth. This was meant as a way of encouraging the young lady to help you seek medical assistance for your rather severe injuries. However, she doesn’t take it that way.

She calmly walks over to you and puts the heel of her high heel shoe through your eye and finished the job she started with her car. Damn…you insulted the wrong woman…

Congratulations! You’ve found THE ending! The final, be-all end-all section!

…

Ok, no you didn’t.

You’ve died…not for the first time, I’m guessing. You know what to do, go back and try different choices.