Choose Your Own Nuthouse


Section 74

<>(Craig)
            Well, this isn’t going to end well.

            You kick the door of the cabin in and rush inside.  Dave looks up and, most unfortunately for you, doesn’t look surprised.

            “Ahh, just the person I was hoping to see,” he says quietly.  Very quietly. He looks back down at the sharpening wheel and continues his work.

            “Umm…really?”

            “I know my girl has been cheating on me.”

            And *BAM* just like that, your blood has been replaced with ice water.  Pretty amazing, actually.

            “…really….you don’t say…” you manage to squeak out.  “…do you know with whom?”

            “Oh yeah,” he says as he looks up you. his eyes boring holes right through to your soul.  “I caught her with That Sonofabitch Rick, two days ago.  Neither of them know I saw them, but tonight they will both pay.”

            “OH THANK GOD!” you yell, relieved he isn’t coming after you.

            “Pardon?”

            “Ummm…thank god you are going to take your revenge!” you say, trying to cover yourself. 

            “With your help,” he says.

            Not really being in a position to argue with him, you say “Hey, what are best friends for?”

            You both collect some of the very pretty shiny things off of the wall and set off into the woods.  After about an hour of quietly running through the woods, you hear the sounds of irresponsible teenage fornication.  You sneak towards the sounds and find two teenagers in a small clearing irresponsibly fornicating.  Nope, not Dave’s woman and That Sonofabitch Rick.

            You hear more similar sounds about 100 feet off, so you head towards that couple.  Once again, wrong.  After about three hours and sixteen or seventeen couples later (to be fair, most of the searching only took about an hour and a half but you found a pair of hot girls together that diverted your attention for the other hour and a half) you finally find the couple you were looking for.

            Dave bellows some kind of war cry, runs in, and starts stabbing both of the irresponsibly guilty parties.  You stand there in shock as Dave stabs them again and again and again.

            After he is sure they are both dead he stands up and walks back to you.

            “Let’s get out of here, man,” he says quietly.

            “Yeah, no problem.  That’s one bitch who won’t cheat on us ever again,” you say.

            “Us?”

            “I said ‘you’.”

            Hey look, blood is coming out of your mouth…that’s odd.  It might have something to do with Dave’s blade protruding from you abdomen.  You should have kept your big mouth shut…


An End.

Granted not The End, but it is AN End.