Choose Your Own Nuthouse

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You jump out of the car and run as fast as you can to the highway. You swear to yourself that you will not be stopping at any more roadside attractions ever again. No Sir! You don’t care what it is, this is the last time you let your temptations control your actions. You are going to run home and start living your life the way the doctor told you by getting more exercise, eating right, and lowering your cholesterol. Which judging by the amount of pain you have from this mile jog back to the highway you maybe should have listen you him a little sooner.

Sure, you had fun with your fatty foods and pack a day cigarette habit, but now do you see the folly of your ways. Had you only eaten fresh veggies and other soulless foods and forgone the taste of animal flesh you would be making better time. Then again, maybe if you did your yoga everyday like you promised your mother when she bought you that yoga tape with the really hot and flexible instructor maybe you would be making better time.

But you didn’t, you continued to gorge yourself on the flesh of animals and the only thing that tape was used for was for your dateless Friday nights when your were lonely; so now the only thing that is making good time is the blood clot in your leg. That’s right kids, that pain in your leg isn’t from the running, it is actually a blood clot breaking free. In a few moments you will feel a great relief as it breaks free relieving the pain as it rockets to your brain. There it will cause a brain aneurysm, and that is how your story will end. On the next step you will feel better because the clot will free it self and on the step after that you will be dead before you even know it.

So now you see that PETA was right. Of course, I don’t think I would have poisoned millions of tons of animal products in grocery stores to prove my point but, hey that is just me. Toodles