Choose Your Own Nuthouse

Section 62

<>(Craig)

Normally the current author gives you a little bit more information about the choice you are supposed to make, which gives you an idea of what you are choosing. Since that didn’t happen this time, you are completely in the dark on where to go from here. There has to be a way to get more information on what is down those paths.

You make a move towards the right hand path when The Voice calls out to you.

“ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE THE RIGHT PATH?”

This gives you an idea.

“Of course I want to take the right path, however since I don’t know which one is the right path, I’ll pick this one.”

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT IS THE RIGHT PATH!”

“Really? This is the path that doesn’t lead to my death? Great! This is the path I’m definitely taking!” You say happily.

“NO! THAT ISN’T WHAT I MEANT! I MEANT THAT IS THE RIGHT HAND PATH! THE RIGHT PATH ISN’T THE CORRECT PATH! THAT PATH LEADS TO YOUR DOOM!”

“Thanks, slapnuts.”

“WHAT? AWWW DAMNIT…”

Congratulations, you’ve just outsmarted a god.

“(SOB!)”

Oh great, now you made a god cry. They aren’t used to being outsmarted. I bet you feel like a big man now. Way to go, make the deity cry.

“Aww, come on, dude. Don’t feel bad…” you say, trying to consol the god.

“BUT I WAS OUTSMARTED BY YOU! A MORTAL!”

“I’m a particularly smart mortal, don’t feel bad. I won’t tell anybody!”

“THAT’S RIGHT, *SNIFF*, YOU WON’T.”

“What?”

<> *BAM* Just like that you are crushed to death by a falling pachyderm that materialized out of no where above you. While you may have outsmarted a god, you forgot about their divine powers. You really can’t outsmart those. Way to go, jackass.

            I’d suggest you go back, but hey, that’s just me.