Choose Your Own Nuthouse


Section 59

<>(Paul)
 

            You reason that things can only get better if you walk deeper into The Deep Dark Woods.  There is absolutely no basis for this logic.  Hell, the word logic should not even be applied here.  It’s just plain stupid.  Why the hell would you do this?  Why the hell would you even consider doing this?  It should never have been an option because it’s such an OBVIOUSLY SUICIDAL COURSE OF ACTION!

            And yet, here you are, walking deeper into something called The Deep Dark Woods, which surround something called Lake Doomhole, not to mention The Pit of Insufferable Misery, and the Ravine of Unspeakable Peril.

            Yeah.  Real fucking intelligent.

            Really – why the hell are you leaving behind the GOD DAMN SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM?

            BIKINIS, DAMN IT!  WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

            Anyway, you totally fucking deserve it when a monster eats your head.

            Dumbass.


Go back and make a decision that makes some goddamn sense.