Choose Your Own Nuthouse

Section 53

(Craig)

You decide that you can’t take it anymore. The next time you see the man, you run him over with your car. Then, you back up and run over him again. In a blind, homicidal rage, you stop your car, get out and kick the man’s corpse repeatedly. When you finally regain some of your composure, you get back into your car and drive off.

You start chain smoking in an effort to calm down when you see something on the side of the road up ahead. As you drive by, you see that it is the corpse of the hitchhiker. What the….

Then it finally hits you. You’ve been driving in circles. It isn’t that the man was supernatural or anything, it was the fact that you kept driving past him time and time again. Way to go, kill an innocent hitchhiker. Jackass.

You finally find the road you should have turned on quite a while ago, and eventually reach Lake Doomhole. After about an hour of hanging with your friends and explaining to them what happened, they turn out to not be your friends because they tie you to a chair and call the police.

You are arrested and brought to trial and eventually convicted of the murders of the hitchhiker, four other hitchhikers, and John F. Kennedy, even though you weren’t even alive at the time. You had a really bad lawyer.

<> Death Penalty for you!

<> <>The End.

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