Choose Your Own Nuthouse

Section 11

(Sean)

You decide “Fuck it. My friends are dicks and you have no urge to be in Abilene once again. God. Once was enough.” So you get back in your car and decide to head home. Once you get to your car, you flip a U and start back the way you came. Unfortunately, you slam head first into a speeding bus full of first graders. Your friends may be dicks but they always reminded you to check your blind spot before turning onto the roads.
 <>        Don’t worry, none of the children where harmed when your car was crushed into the same thickness as a nickel, however the class pet goldfish, Mr. Fluffy, was never the same and later committed suicide because he was so guilt stricken.

Not the end you were looking for, which serves you right for the Abilene joke…